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[賽后貼] 今日NBA西部季后賽首輪G4，湖人隊(duì)客場(chǎng)113-116不敵森林狼隊(duì)，大比分1-3落后。
雙方數(shù)據(jù)：
湖人（1-3）：東契奇38分1板2助、詹姆斯27分12板8助3斷3帽、八村塁23分5板1助、里夫斯17分7板4助2帽、芬尼-史密斯6分8板6助、海斯2分3板1助、古德溫2板1助、范德比爾特2板、文森特1板
森林狼（3-1）：愛(ài)德華茲43分9板6助、蘭德?tīng)?5分7板3助、麥克丹尼爾斯16分11板3助、里德12分4板2助、迪文岑佐8分2板2助5斷、戈貝爾5分10板、沃克5分1板、康利2分1板2助、香農(nóng)4板1助
[–]Celtics Im__Ron__Burgundy 2740 points 3 hours ago
27 points on 5/9 shooting is a hilarious line.
凱爾特人球迷：（老詹）9投5中拿27分，這數(shù)據(jù)還挺高(gaǒ)效(xiaò)的。
[–]Heat AcanthocephalaSad541 1089 points 3 hours ago
UnLethical
熱火球迷：君子愛(ài)財(cái)，取之有道；老詹の數(shù)據(jù)，取之無(wú)道~
[–]Timberwolves Firelink_Schreien 371 points 3 hours ago
LeMoral Dilemma
森林狼球迷：老詹 ，“當(dāng)”“立”兩難吶~~~
[–]Mavericks ThisGuyBeOver9000 1136 points 3 hours ago
Lakers starters will die before this series ends
獨(dú)行俠球迷：湖人的這套首發(fā)陣容等不到首輪打完，就一齊駕鶴西游了。。。
新聞鏈接>>>>>雷迪克季后賽僅用5人打滿(mǎn)半場(chǎng) 自96-97賽季有統(tǒng)計(jì)以來(lái)首次！
[–]Timberwolves 6875309999 358 points 2 hours ago
I feel like every team except OKC and CLE are going to be so beat up going into the second round
森林狼球迷：我感覺(jué)除了雷霆和騎士之外，剩下的季后賽球隊(duì)打完首輪，都要元?dú)獯髠~~
[–]Darkoplax 204 points 3 hours ago
THIS FUCKING PLAYOFFS IS NUTS
球迷：這次季后賽簡(jiǎn)直是要人老命?。?/strong>
[–]Warriors FateRiddle 5 points an hour ago
If you mean West, yes. It fucking is.
勇士球迷：如果你指的是西部的話(huà)，沒(méi)錯(cuò)，他媽的就是要人命??！
[–]VBTheBearded1 6 points an hour ago
Det vs NY has been pretty crazy
球迷：活塞和尼克斯的系列賽也很瘋狂??！
[–][CHI] Derrick Rose jeric13xd 766 points 3 hours ago
JJ REDICK YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE SICKO
Really played a 40 yr old man and a 275lb fatty the entire second half lol. Ballsy move just unfortunate result
羅斯球迷：雷迪克腦子瓦特了！真敢讓一個(gè)40歲的老年人和一個(gè)250斤的胖子打滿(mǎn)下半場(chǎng)啊哈哈哈，非常有膽量，只不過(guò)結(jié)果比較不幸。。。
[–]Deksametazon_v2 96 points 3 hours ago
Thibs is smiling on the east coast
球迷：錫伯杜在東海岸露出了欣慰的笑容~~~
[–]Lakers Repulsive-Throat5068 322 points 3 hours ago
I mean what choice do we have? This was a big game.
湖人球迷：但是我們有的選嗎？這場(chǎng)比賽太關(guān)鍵了啦！！
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 98 points 3 hours ago
I’m with it. Just like with Joker playing the entire second half yesterday. Gotta take that gamble with your best guys
羅斯球迷：我表示同意！就像昨天約基奇打滿(mǎn)下半場(chǎng)一樣，你得把寶押在自己最強(qiáng)的球員身上！
[–]Lakers lannistargaryen 1385 points 3 hours ago
you know what, gg wolves man
the nuggets were right to be happy not playing them lol
湖人球迷：同志們，恭喜森林狼，GG打得很棒！掘金應(yīng)該慶幸自己避開(kāi)了森林狼，哈哈哈！
愛(ài)德華茲：懂我意思嗎？
[–] Lakers lannistargaryen 134 points 3 hours ago
I’ll be seeing Julius Randle in my nightmares lmao
湖人球迷：蘭德?tīng)栆院髮㈤L(zhǎng)期在我的噩夢(mèng)里折磨我，哈哈哈哈??！
[–]Warriors XanIrelia-1 1399 points 3 hours ago
Clutch camera angle
勇士球迷：最后那個(gè)回放角度（老詹打手愛(ài)德華茲），太關(guān)鍵了！
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[–]Timberwolves Sp_Gamer_Live 1811 points 3 hours ago
The broadcast got that angle and acted like a plane hit a 3rd tower
森林狼球迷：那幾個(gè)評(píng)論員看到這個(gè)角度的回放之后，表現(xiàn)得就像又經(jīng)歷了一次911似的??！
[–]Super 8 Winnes0ta 1041 points 3 hours ago*
Seriously, Doris legitimately sounded like she was about to cry. “Oh no… it looks like LeBron got him on the wrist ”
球迷：真的！當(dāng)時(shí)Doris的聲音聽(tīng)上去像是快哭出來(lái)了?！癘h no…老詹好像打到愛(ài)德華茲的手腕啦~~~~”
注：Doris Burke是NBA著名女性評(píng)論員。
[–]Spurs ToinouAngel 152 points 3 hours ago
Oh it's gonna be a foul on LeBron...
Doris sounded like she just learned the world was ending.
馬刺球迷：老詹確實(shí)犯規(guī)了…Doris聽(tīng)上去像是得知了世界末日要來(lái)了。。。
[–]Mavericks wired41 196 points 3 hours ago
She really did. The sadness in her voice felt great for me to hear.
獨(dú)行俠球迷：真的，聽(tīng)著她的哀嚎，讓我感覺(jué)相當(dāng)巴適~~~
[–]Mavericks helgestrichen 227 points 3 hours ago
Time to trade Luka
獨(dú)行俠球迷：是時(shí)候交易東契奇了。。。
[–]Timberwolves NazRiedFan 93 points 3 hours ago
I don’t know if Anthony Davis is available
森林狼球迷：但素我不知道濃眉現(xiàn)在是不是可以被交易耶~~~
[–]Celtics Special_Box5241 646 points 3 hours ago
Nico Harrison 12/25
凱爾特人球迷：哈里森要過(guò)大年了~~~
[–]Celtics hybridmindz 306 points 3 hours ago
Adam Silver's 9/11 if he doesn't get Lakers vs Warriors WCSF
凱爾特人球迷：如果促不成湖人和勇士的次輪流量大戰(zhàn)，蕭華要過(guò)清明節(jié)了~~~
[–]Spurs Piats99 352 points 3 hours ago
Minnesota-Indiana finals will put Silver in coma.
馬刺球迷：森林狼和步行者的總決賽，可以讓蕭華休克掉~(yú)~~
[–]Lakers heshouldgo 793 points 3 hours ago
Just fuckin fade me, it was a fun season while it lasted
湖人球迷：毀滅吧！累了！我湖藥丸了，這賽季一路走來(lái)本來(lái)還挺爽的。。。
[–]Local-Cash9651 112 points 3 hours ago
Because of Luca inability to play defense, you have to put together a team to compensate for his inability to play defense, and the Lakers just don’t have that right now
球迷：由于東契奇防守?zé)o能，湖人需要打造一個(gè)防守陣容來(lái)彌補(bǔ)他的漏洞，然而現(xiàn)在湖人還沒(méi)那個(gè)配置。。。
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